I'm 14 years old and need a job now?

i dont want no petty job no mowin the lawn or nothin of that sort a real job. so i dont wanna to hear it to put it straight. i've been on many websites sayin that u have to be 16 years old or higher. even a job as a bagger which is ridiculous. i know i need a workers permit but whats the point in havin a permit when i cant even find a !@#$% job. this is getting real annoying i spent about 2 months lookin on the internet and its a waste of time. i live in virginia beach. what job could i possibly get a some store restuarant or somthing. a link where i can apply online or something plz i have no intention of going around and askin people because my mother wont do that jus to ask people. i dont care for ur personal feeling or thoughts on the matter so jus back that off i need things i can do results plz.